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Post by gothiclight » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:11 pm

join it now if only because I am looking to get laid/promote it...

which is why any single? hot women with a brain - actually brain optional at this ppoint, mine is fried - should join it, as i need a break from the legal side - as i seem to be having no more fun anymore, ever! and i forget what sex is

notwithstanding its only a temperaty distraction before i get back into fight with the banks on repossesion and charges inter alia, while suing the council, [tempted to add tv licencing here, as they are that dumb - as who watches or records tv anymore?] and well i just want some fun to take my mind off it... and i can't be arsed to walk into town to get it [that and the bars are going to be closed - and i have no cash - and well i want it now!!!]

least i think about how the hell i am going to finish transfering my hosting to the uk without breaking everything -when it takes 48 hours to update dns information - notwithstanding the other issues regarding hosting now that hsbc have reduced my overdraft from £1500 to £600 without telling me, while putting me over once again and charing me £25 a time in charges for each thing they have considred over that point, while leaving me with no money for food... and of course no money to pay my us hosting, which i couldn't pay because well i have no visa anymore, and well you get the idea - stress all around, and well i need a welcome distraction, some fun, some pleasure and well some fun!!!!!

as i have no cash till the 20th when the 425 in rent i get comes in - which means once again i am shafted not in a good way, and am stuck
with just the £15 in my wallet to last 2 weeks -unless someone pays me to do a tarot reading/be an escort/or something else - as i wounder did my phone bill did make it through - and if not will it be cancelled - not that it mattered, as the only people who call me on it, are people chassing me for debt (like thats ever going to get paid, come on people - my gross domestic product is £5,500 a year. while my deficit is running at around £160,000 and errrrrrrrrrr yes no comment there, which is why i want a distraction!!!!

before i get back to business again, assuming a can actually survive the incompetance of government/the banks and errrrrr yes thats it for now

obviously i am not someone to get involved with for ages yet - unless your reserving your spot on future millionares, as this is going to get messy before it gets better, and well most people will just get in my way inter alia - and while i generally don't bother sharing my ills - unless i am trying to spin it/which i sort of am right now to get people on *Sniff/join my site/flutters eyelids temptingly* well i jsut want sex tonight!!! and well you should join my site and try and pull me, as just once i would like to be hit on there, by someone who isn't fat preferably, even though i have been known to go with that kind, its just i would love to improve my standard and go long term for once...........

and yes i am stupid enough, not to go quietly into the dark and have already sent the high court/and court of appeal a notification of intent to reounce british citizenship, and form an independent state as part of my suit - and that was only becaue the refused my injunction and the banks haven't started yet ---

though the banks did break their terms first, and well i may get lucky in the british courts - despite their lack of respect for the law/human rights and well the people - on the grounds that your suppoed to go into equity with "your hands clean", and well the banks hands aren't clean (were they ever?) as inter alia [amongst other things - sorry i go into latin now and then] they went above the bank of england base rate by more then 1%
which should in theory render their contract null and void - but well it is the british legal system and anything can happen inter alia
not least with the hypocrisy/lies fraud suround bank charges, and well the fight is on - as i would rather die then surrender my land, and have no issue of defending myself against superior numbers, as well i would rather die, then kneel and serve...

so your pretty much looking at a lot of stubborness here on certain issues, and any women should bare that in mind/think twice before opening their mouth/and may well not have the nerve/staminer to put up with me - though i may be able to sweeten the deal with sex magic/sex swing and some other fun perhaps????

as i consider points in my favour, which well aren't many as even my hot tubs bust and i am perhaps going to end in litigation with the water company soon - though their bills do vary from anywhere between -5 to 108, and yes that was minus 5, and go yes, i need to take my mind off it

nearly did on my birthday 3rd june. went to the loveshack in durham, first time to a club in years, and what happsn 5 mins in, i get chucked out because some women knocks my glass of coke over [£1.50] and i refused to move off stage, as i wanted to sit down - apparently the stroppy women, wanting me to move for people to dance - was bar staff of all people, and well how am i suposed to know that, if they don't announce themselves, as well the dancers were crap - and well i am so not having fun here

when was whitby again? [not sure i am going to afford road insurance anytime soon, any women taking me up on an offer beyond the site, needs to get their ass here by their own violition]

as i look back at this illegal overdraft charges issue and how i was living on out of date food for much of decemember/surving on copper because they had pulled the same trick then, only the charges were £50 then, and well they have changed how they are charing to anything they consider as well (and changed it to £25) and go yes, i am so not getting out of this place soon, and yes i just need to get laid - tonight, as i so don't want to work, and welll yes, please join my site now! as its on 91 and i want to hit 100 because it looks promising then, and well - i just want to get laid, join my site

alternativly you can jsut join for the cases/legal material if your in a similar mess/need ideas or any of the above as i am trying to post all my stuff on that site, with all the human rights law - but thats not a requirment for getting laid - which is all i want to do tonight - as i'm sure i am going to have to go into the bank on monday and file against them - if i write up the law suit on that [pulling/getting laid might detract from that, but its a risk i am willing to take inter alia - for that work/life balance notwithstanding i need the numbers]

and well thats it,

as i no longer care - for now - as between the council/the banks and everyone else its hard to do business when your living on £425 a month, and i wanted to be the next facebook/myspace as well *Snff* as well why should the americans have all the fun?

why should it be dumbed down? and well, why can't i get laid? [don't answer that - its rheotorical and i will file on anything/anyone right about now]

as their seems to be no hot ladies with a brain, anywhere in sight, and it that is oh so not on and why inter alia i am posting this plug, which is perhaps overdone, unreadable and well i just want to get laid, which is why you should join my site

notwithstanding i failed to go out tonight (no cash) and well, i am not in the mood to write a nother law suit up (this is perhaps gettig repeatative now???) and is perhaps the calm before the storm, which is why i ened to get laid tonight - all be it, i am in durham, and i have left it a little late to find someone now, and arse - [insert frustrations here with sex ] before i get back to the serious issue of going it alone against the combined might of billion doller business, government and banks, which is why i am looking for sex, because well i need a break, and
arrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and yes my number is available on www.garethbowen.com which is up for now! much like other bits could be as well - depending on your mood/preferences, and ideas - as i am always open to suggestion inter alia, and that need not be sex either, but well i was hoping for some fun tonight!!! or at least some foreplay if nothing else *sigh*

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Post by Spyder » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:44 pm

Im almost in the same situation hun.. i like ur forwardness and ur sheer openess on ur lifes troubles at the moment.. ;) u sound angry but yet sorrowful.. if u ever need a friend in any way i would like to think i could help in any way too.. i know whats it's like to have shit thrown at you..ok.

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Post by Spyder » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:55 pm

Im also interested in this sex-tree thing too.. we all need sex at some time.. i havnt had much..ermm none.. in ages.., ok iv'e had a drink.. at home.. but reading your troubles and ok frustrations hit a nerve in me as to how easy it could be to say fuck you world!.. altho i have said this b4 but not acted on it..lol but thats not gonna get anyone anywhere.. i know because i have lived a longer life than most in this forum and been to places alot could only ever dream or have nightmares about. :twisted:

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Post by vlad the impaler » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:25 am

Gothiclight, I dont wish to appear overtly rude but there seems to be a presumption that anyone on here cares.

Why on earth are you spilling your guts out like this on a Goth Music Festival forum? Why do I want to read this? In the immortal words of Midge Ure.."This means nothing to me...."

I mean honestly, why?
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Post by gothiclight » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:37 am

Spyder wrote:Im almost in the same situation hun.. i like ur forwardness and ur sheer openess on ur lifes troubles at the moment.. ;)
SpYdEr.



well if your going to rant - you may as well rant, though i perhaps overdoo it at time

Spyder wrote:u sound angry but yet sorrowful.. if u ever need a friend in any way i would like to think i could help in any way too.. i know whats it's like to have shit thrown at you..ok.


in which case join my site - as i need the numbers inter alia ;) as its the few at the start which get it going, over time... as i that pumping life, start bit is so anoying - as it expands much like whitby did (j'ai esperer as its a bit of an all in hand i'm afriad - much like a lot of things i do currently)... not sure i do friendship per say, as i never know what to say/much like business - i tend to more do the intermit with the women i sleep with - who tend to avoid you/say nothing - when they are engaged else where - so fickle, so *swoon* as i try and void the drama of it - truth be told i tend to be very neutral/impassive/perhaps way too analytical - unless i go wading in - in which case you never know what comes out of it in the end....

perhaps i should do the boston legal bit - most hate me at the start, and at the end - but their is this bit in the middle where the sex is quite good inter alia, if i remember how that goes hmmmmmmmmmmmm i assume one never forgets - and yet if one does, oh dear

notwithstanding i rarely back down when i make my move - which is perhaps a little too winston churchhill for here - least Irecall where the sorrow came in? anger/frustration yes, more out of necessity then anything - i prefer pleasure, but i seem to have got shafted on the psychic thing, which is what happens when you date female doms who had precognative dreams, and start looking yourself as before you know it, your forced into learning the law, and arse

- perhaps i over do the getting laid card? *sigh* je besoin plus d'argent ou est cette aime ou autrr chose comme ca - je oublier et je suis dort zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Post by gothiclight » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:54 am

vlad the impaler wrote:Gothiclight, I dont wish to appear overtly rude but there seems to be a presumption that anyone on here cares.

Why on earth are you spilling your guts out like this on a Goth Music Festival forum? Why do I want to read this? In the immortal words of Midge Ure.."This means nothing to me...."

I mean honestly, why?


well obviously i don't expect anyone to care - if you cared you would be going against the grain/norm of humanity - and likewise if someone did care, they may as well like me for me - hence open all the way, else why bother? please i have wasted enought time as is, so you may as well make it good - which is why i would be trying to make impression with those it would appeal time, and well screw everyone else, as i have no time for people like that - its pro-active or not

do or do not, their is no try and errrrrrrrr other crap like that - though as to music festivals forums, i have picked up a lot of chicks in my time - actually most of my dates have come from going to them, and wellll i think i have only ever dated one not goth, and as those kind of women, who used to appeal go to these things, read them, it only makes sense that one would write on them - as i prefer the direct, no messing kind of bird, and well word gets out or something like that

and if you don't want to read, don't i am not your nanny!!!!

no one forces you to read, people will pick out what they want or not - ignore the rest - or at least one hopes that would be the case... so your wasting your time assuming things, if one posts a thread like this, its for the deliberate attention of birds and or people who may be interested, and well its me - and that is all i have to sell - other then a site, and well merchandise and other skill like that - and its all in the angle, and one tries ones best, but well one gets side tracked on these things, and I never did do brief - actually i can but i choose to go the legal side, as well i just don't do music conversations period!!! films maybe - but not music all be it, i have forums like this - but its like can i get it all in... hmmmmmmmmmmmm

i suppose you could upload your own music, but thats going a bit salesy (too obvious? and well my mood was on getting laid - and i need someone with a similer mind set, and beating around the push, being closed gets me crap, and i would rather filter that out early, as i'm getting picky in my old age (32))

and well i so wanted to get laid tonight - ok this was unlikely, as i would have done better going to castle, to try and get that bird who pulled me on the dance floor, and than vanished on me - but i was after something/still am after something credable, something more - something like trinity perhaps? anyone know any sexy clad pvc geniouses who can put up with my mind........

perhaps not, mores the pitty - sign your ex's up now, and introduce them to people who care!!! or who may deserve each other - which is perhaps another matter entirely, and errrrrrrrrrr yes... what did happen to the perfect match? is it out there? and if so where............. which is purely a selfish act, and would not appeal to anyone like you persay, as your obviously not my match, but that doesn't mean something else on here isn't!!! type thing - as everyone comes through here sooner or later (sort of) not really the forums, but whitby yes - though my timing is perhaps off tonight inter alia

*sigh* never mind!!!! people will read in what they want, and extract the rest or not... ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and i think i missed the point of this post - as it seemed to be someone trying to claw their way up on the back of someone else, and i so don't do that one, anymore (hence my overly long - proactive response - which will perhaps be wasted on you, as not least i failed to proof read it, and arse i give up - i am going to bed!!!!)

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Post by gothiclight » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:59 am

notwithstanding giving up implies a pathatic negative response which would be the wrong impression to give, as its more bite the bullet and perspone further action, till i have some rest as i do not give up, and well ... its their move next/not mine!!!! as i can only put feelers out, an idea and the rest is up to them, as really it is as easy as grabbing my hands and pulling me onto a dance floor! like last night - though i forget if your supposed to follow women/ignore them and stay on the dance floor, as clingy was so yesterday...

and i forget the protocol of pulling at things like that

as its been years notleast because i was sobre when i actually danced!!! and that is what triggered me being grabbed, and well you can't hear names over the music, and well arse i give up - women *rolls eyes* you would thing giving a site out - which you own - would be enough, especialyl when one of the links, links to your number its not that big a leap as far as inteligence goes -- let alone a web search for my name....

but i digress of point, and well its been way too long as is! and i am in the mood to play - hence i came here, as this may have something interesting going on, but i guess its just you tonight *shucks*

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Post by oldgoth » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:20 pm

huh?

Was this translated using babel fish?
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Post by gothiclight » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:21 pm

oldgoth wrote:huh?


just join - s'il vous plais...

oldgoth wrote:Was this translated using babel fish?


non il etait http://imtranslator.com/ inter alia

mais le francais etait quelque fois faire-moi (juste-moi ici)

but mainly http://imtranslator.com/ as far as the site goes

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Post by oldgoth » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:03 pm

I'm still none the wiser
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Post by Hazel Josephine » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:18 pm

ha, this looks fun :lol:
but then I'm a slut, so :P

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Post by gothiclight » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:02 pm

Hazel Josephine wrote:ha, this looks fun :lol:
but then I'm a slut, so :P


and your not the only one, -as i am so eager to please... *fluttering eyelids widly*

and this is going to be a weird question - but whats the significance of the jafa cake quote?

as this afternoon i had an image of a jafacake been made, and i thought it was well just weird as i don't eat them, but it seemed relevent now i saw your quote on this thread....

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Post by gothiclight » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:15 pm

oldgoth wrote:I'm still none the wiser


me neither now

logging in here and reading the posts after seeing the image of a jafa cake been made this morning/afternoon has made me pause for thought...

as i wounder what if anything i should make of it- or just go with flow and use it: as the image actually had the base, and the middle bit been poured in, and i can't remember if i saw the choclate been put in afterwards or i just added that myself, as it was obviously a jafa cake - and well i don't normally eat them - in fact, i can't remember the last time i ever ate one, must have been years ago

so errrrrrrrrrrrrrr yes what is it with the jafa cakes please...

as i would love to be enlightened - i.e. times/place and things like that
was it on her mind? or what... as i'm sure you can figure the sex thing out yourself

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Post by Zoggi » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:25 am

The Jaffa Cake party is a big part of WGW.

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Post by oldgoth » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:52 am

Zoggi wrote:The Jaffa Cake party is a big part of WGW.


But not my Whitby, I hate them
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Post by Zoggi » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:42 am

oldgoth wrote:
Zoggi wrote:The Jaffa Cake party is a big part of WGW.


But not my Whitby, I hate them


What is it with you and bashing things that are not part of the official event? :wink:

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Post by vlad the impaler » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:01 pm

Hazel Josephine wrote:ha, this looks fun :lol:
but then I'm a slut, so :P


I am sure your not. I am sure you are a perfectly quiet and respectable person with no discernable slutty-ness, if there is such a word.
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Post by vlad the impaler » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:05 pm

I suspect this is just a wind up so until there is an "ignore" button installed I will now not be reading anymore.

Have fun, in whatever passes for your world, Gothiclight.

If you listen carefully you may just hear the meds trolley....
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Post by rod » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:58 pm

Zoggi wrote:
oldgoth wrote:
Zoggi wrote:The Jaffa Cake party is a big part of WGW.


But not my Whitby, I hate them


What is it with you and bashing things that are not part of the official event? :wink:


Its just the Trad-biscuit Nu-biscuit debate :-)

Jaffa Cake - Trad Biscuit
HobNob - Nu Biscuit.
Those pink waffer things - Cyber Biscuit
Biscuits you can not get out of the packet without breaking - Bleep Biscuit.
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Post by Psycho Clown » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:05 pm

And that awful one with the metalic flavour: The Limp Bizkit.

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